Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th March 2008

Dilbert//6908, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 14th March 2008

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jesus downsized return as consultant save pensions forgetful boss

Official transcript

Pronounced Hay-Soos "Jesus, I thought you got down-sized."

"I came back."

"Tell the others I was downsized so I could return as a consultant and save their pensions."

"I should have written that down."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PRONOUNCED HAY-5005 JESUS, I THOUGHT YOU GOT DOWNSIZED.

I CAME BACK.

TELL THE OTHERS I WAS DOWNSIZED SO I COULD RETURN AS A CONSULTANT AND SAVE THEIR PENSIONS.

I SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN THAT DOWN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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