Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th March 2008

Dilbert//6922, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 28th March 2008

Tags

illusion of value meeting obvious maintain illusion business

Official transcript

It's obvious what I need to do next. "But I'll let you tell me so you can maintain the illusion of value."

"stop being this way."

"I saw that coming a mile away."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S OBVIOUS WHAT I NEED TO DO NEXT.

BUT I'LL LET YOU TELL ME 50 YOU CAN MAINTAIN THE ILLUSION OF VALUE.

STOP BEING THIS WAY.

I SAW THAT COMING A MILE AWAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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