Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 30th March 2008

Dilbert//6924, first published eighteen years ago on Sunday 30th March 2008

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dont know fail test it is what it is security audit developers

Official transcript

The security audit accidentally locked all of the developers out of the system. "Well. It is what it is."

"How does that help?"

"You don't know what you don't know."

"Congratulations. You're the first human to fail the turing test."

"What does that mean?"

"Um..."

"It is what it is?"

"Why didn't you say that in the first place?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SECURITY AUDIT ACCIDENTALLY LOCKED ALL OF THE DEVELOPERS OUT OF THE SYSTEM.

WELL, IT IS WHAT IT IS.

HOW DOES THAT HELP?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU'RE THE FIRST HUMAN TO FAIL THE TURING TEST.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

UM.

IT IS WHAT IT IS?

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?

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