Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st April 2008

Dilbert//6926, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 1st April 2008

Tags

coffe maker aggressive machine contraption big metal fierce ridiculous

Official transcript

"You must be the new coffee machine."

Thoop! "It's aggressive, but I like that in my coffee makers."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU MUST BE THE NEW COFFEE MACHINE.

THOOP!

IT'S AGRESSIVE, BUT I LIKE THAT IN MY COFFEE MAKERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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