Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th April 2008

Dilbert//6949, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 24th April 2008

Tags

strategic alternatives company for sale new corporate overlords employment vandalism

Official transcript

The Boss says, "The company has decided to explore strategic alternatives."

Dilbert says, "Is that another way to say the company is for sale and we'll all be fired by our new corporate overlords?"

The Boss says, "What answer will spark the least employee vandalism?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COMPANY HAS DECIDED TO EXPLORE STRATEGIC ALTERNATIVES.

IS THAT ANOTHER WAY TO SAY THE COMPANY IS FOR SALE AND WELL ALL BE FIRED BY OUR NEW CORPORATE OVERLORDS?

WHAT ANSWER WILL SPARK THE LEAST EMPLOYEE VANDALISM?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Least Employee Vandalism"

Summary:

• The company is considering strategic alternatives, including selling the business.
• The new corporate overlords will fire all employees, prompting a discussion about the least destructive act of vandalism.
• The question is left unanswered, leaving the reader to wonder what the least employee vandalism would be.

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