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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th April 2008

Dilbert//6951, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 26th April 2008


Tags

due diligence hidden issues bad time human buns


Official transcript

The Boss says, "Dilbert, I need you to handle the due diligence for our alliance with the galactic protein corporation."

The Boss says, "Find out if they have any hidden issues we should know about."

Dilbert says, "Is this a bad time?"

Human Buns

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

, I NEED YOU TO HANDLE THE DUE DILIGENCE FOR OUR ALLIANCE WITH THE GALACTIC PROTEIN CORPORATION.

FIND OUT IF THEY HAVE ANY HIDDEN ISSUES WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT.

IS THIS A BAD TIME?

HUMANA BUNG

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Galactic Protein Corporation"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a meeting between Dilbert and his boss, who is concerned about the company's due diligence for an alliance with the Galactic Protein Corporation.
  • Dilbert is tasked with finding out if they have any hidden issues they should know about.
  • However, Dilbert is distracted by a newspaper headline that reads "HUMAN BUNS" and becomes concerned about the potential implications of the alliance.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a corporation being interested in forming an alliance with an alien species, and the potential risks and challenges that come with such a partnership.

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