Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th April 2008

Dilbert//6953, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 28th April 2008

Tags

planned merger fast food chain employees source of protein perfect situation business

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I recommend we cancel our planned merger."

Dilbert says, "They plan to open a chain of fast food restaurants using our employees as a source of protein."

The Boss says, "If we always waited for the perfect situation, we'd never get anything done."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I RECOMMEND WE CANCEL OUR PLANNED MERGER THEY PLAN TO OPEN A CHAIN OF FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS USING OUR EMPLOYEES AS A SOURCE OF PROTEIN.

IF WE ALWAYS WAITED FOR THE PERFECT SITUATION, WED NEVER GET ANYTHING DONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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