Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th June 2008

Dilbert//6992, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 6th June 2008

Tags

betray ignorance complicated scle experience the illusion technical report

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "You won't read my technical report so I summarized it in this complicated slide."

Dilbert says, "If you stare at it long enough you will either experience the illusion of understanding it or be too embarrassed to admit you don't."

Dilbert says, "Do you have any questions to betray your ignorance?"

Someone says, "Is the triangle thing mad at the tube?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU WON'T READ MY TECHNICAL REPORT 50 I SUMMARIZED IT IN THIS COMPLICATED SLIDE.

IF YOU STARE AT IT LONG ENOUGH YOU WILL EITHER EXPERIENCE THE ILLUSION OF UNDERSTANDING IT OR BE TOO EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT YOU DONT.

DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS TO BETRAY YOUR IGNORANCE?

IS THE TRIANGLE THING MAD AT THE TUBE?

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