Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th June 2008

Dilbert//7002, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 16th June 2008

Tags

baby eater gossipsize vicious rumors taken down pushed out mean spirited

Official transcript

Catbert says, "Ted, I've decided to gossipsize you."

Catbert says, "I'm spreading vicious rumors about you until you feel compelled to quit."

Ted says, "People are too smart to..."

Someone says, "PIPE DOWN, BABY EATER!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED, I'VE DECIDED TO GOSSIPSIZE YOU.

I'M SPREADING VICIOUS RUMORS ABOUT YOU UNTIL YOU FEEL COMPELLED TO QUIT.

PEOPLE ARE TOO SMART TO...

PIPE DOWN, BABY EATER!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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