Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th July 2008

Dilbert//7028, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 12th July 2008

Tags

masters degree business promoted to management less useful 3 years night classes rock

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I'm thinking about getting a master's degree in business so I can get promoted to management."

Dogbert says, "How long does it take to learn how to be less useful?"

Dilbert says, "Three years of night classes."

Dogbert says, "Hold still and I'll save you three years."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING A MASTER'S DEGREE IN BUSINESS SO I CAN GET PROMOTED TO MANAGEMENT.

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO LEARN HOW TO BE LESS USEFUL?

THREE YEARS OF NIGHT CLASSES.

HOLD STILL AND I'LL SAVE YOU THREE YEARS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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