Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd August 2008

Dilbert//7070, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 23rd August 2008

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elbonian spies stole lap top confidentail data virus destroy morale hope business plan

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Elbonian spies stole my laptop and all of our confidential data."

Dilbert says, "But don't worry, because I placed a virus in there that will destroy their morale and their hope."

Dilbert says, "I believe you call it your 'business plan.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ELBONIAN SPIES STOLE MY LAPTOP AND ALL OF OUR CONFIDENTIAL DATA.

BUT DON'T WORRY, BECAUSE I PLACED A VIRUS IN THERE THAT WILL DESTROY THEIR MORALE AND THEIR HOPE.

I BELIEVE YOU CALL IT YOUR "BUSINESS PLAN."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Elbonian Spies"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a man sitting at his desk, holding a laptop and a red folder. He claims that Elbonian spies have stolen his laptop and all of his confidential data. The man is worried that the Elbonians will use this information to destroy the morale and hope of others. However, he is also confident that his business plan will succeed despite the Elbonian threat.

Key Elements:

• The man's laptop and confidential data have been stolen by Elbonian spies.
• The man is concerned about the potential consequences of the stolen information.
• The man is confident in his business plan despite the Elbonian threat.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of espionage and the perceived threats it poses to individuals and organizations.

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