Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd August 2008

Dilbert//7070, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 23rd August 2008

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elbonian spies stole lap top confidentail data virus destroy morale hope business plan

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Elbonian spies stole my laptop and all of our confidential data."

Dilbert says, "But don't worry, because I placed a virus in there that will destroy their morale and their hope."

Dilbert says, "I believe you call it your 'business plan.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ELBONIAN SPIES STOLE MY LAPTOP AND ALL OF OUR CONFIDENTIAL DATA.

BUT DON'T WORRY, BECAUSE I PLACED A VIRUS IN THERE THAT WILL DESTROY THEIR MORALE AND THEIR HOPE.

I BELIEVE YOU CALL IT YOUR "BUSINESS PLAN."

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