Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th August 2008

Dilbert//7072, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 25th August 2008

Tags

company secrets dilbert elbonia laptop mittens spies stole

Official transcript

Elbonia An Elbonian says, "Our spies stole this laptop from an employee named Dilbert."

The Elbonian says, "Ha ha! We will find his company's secrets and use them!"

Another Elbonian says, "heh-heh."

Six months later An Elbonian says, "Do you remember mittens? I loved having mittens."

The other Elbonian says, "Shut up!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ELBONIA OUR SPIES STOLE THIS LAPTOP FROM AN EMPLOYEE NAMED DILBERT.

HA HA! WE WILL FIND HIS COMPANY'S SECRETS AND USE THEM!

HEH-HEN.

SIX MONTHS LATER DO YOU REMEMBER MITTENS? I LOVED HAVING MITTENS.

SHUT UP!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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