Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th August 2008

Dilbert//7072, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 25th August 2008

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company secrets dilbert elbonia laptop mittens spies stole

Official transcript

Elbonia An Elbonian says, "Our spies stole this laptop from an employee named Dilbert."

The Elbonian says, "Ha ha! We will find his company's secrets and use them!"

Another Elbonian says, "heh-heh."

Six months later An Elbonian says, "Do you remember mittens? I loved having mittens."

The other Elbonian says, "Shut up!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ELBONIA OUR SPIES STOLE THIS LAPTOP FROM AN EMPLOYEE NAMED DILBERT.

HA HA! WE WILL FIND HIS COMPANY'S SECRETS AND USE THEM!

HEH-HEN.

SIX MONTHS LATER DO YOU REMEMBER MITTENS? I LOVED HAVING MITTENS.

SHUT UP!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Mysterious Case of the Stolen Laptop"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around the theft of an employee's laptop by their spies, who are revealed to be working for Dilbert. The employee, Elbonia, discovers the laptop's whereabouts and confronts the spies, who confess to using it to find Dilbert's company secrets. However, Elbonia's memory is foggy, and he can't recall the secrets. The strip concludes with Elbonia remembering that he loves having mittens, which he finds amusing. The comic strip is a humorous take on corporate espionage and the quirks of office life.

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