Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th September 2008

Dilbert//7089, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 11th September 2008

Tags

impossible task forbidden powers third arm lost intellectual curiosity

Official transcript

Asok thinks, "My task is impossible unless I use my forbidden powers."

Asok thinks, "Would anyone notice if I had a third arm for a few hours?"

Wally says, "I lost my intellectual curiosity just in time."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY TASK IS IMPOSSIBLE UNLESS I USE MY FORBIDDEN POWERS.

WOULD ANYONE NOTICE IF I HAD A THIRD ARM FOR A FEW HOURS?

I LOST MY INTELLECTUAL CURIOSITY JUST IN TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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