Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th September 2008

Dilbert//7097, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 19th September 2008

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eat quieter asthmatic rhinoceros rampaging a cracker festival prepare sluprer

Official transcript

Tina says, "Wally, can you eat quieter?"

Crunch crunch mmmph crunch gulp Tina says, "you sound like an asthmatic rhinoceros rampaging a cracker festival."

Mmmph erm crunch crunch Tina says, "GAAA!!! Not the beverage!"

Wally says, "Prepare slurper! Boop!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, CAN YOU EAT QUIETER?

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH GULP YOU SOUND LIKE AN ASTHMATIC RHINOCEROS RAMPAGING A CRACKER FESTIVAL.

ERM CRUNCH CRUNCH GAAA!!! NOT THE BEVERAGE!

PREPARE SLURPER!

BOOP!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Asthmatic Rhinoceros"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic remarks, in a humorous exchange with Wally. The conversation begins with Wally asking if Dilbert can eat more quietly, to which Dilbert responds by making a loud, exaggerated sound, mimicking an asthmatic rhinoceros rampaging through a cracker festival.

Dilbert then proceeds to make a series of loud, crunching noises, further emphasizing his point. The exchange ends with Dilbert stating, "GAAA!!! NOT THE BEVERAGE!" and Wally responding, "PREPARE SLURPER!" The comic strip is a lighthearted and playful commentary on the absurdity of workplace interactions.

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