Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th September 2008

Dilbert//7097, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 19th September 2008

Tags

eat quieter asthmatic rhinoceros rampaging a cracker festival prepare sluprer

Official transcript

Tina says, "Wally, can you eat quieter?"

Crunch crunch mmmph crunch gulp Tina says, "you sound like an asthmatic rhinoceros rampaging a cracker festival."

Mmmph erm crunch crunch Tina says, "GAAA!!! Not the beverage!"

Wally says, "Prepare slurper! Boop!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, CAN YOU EAT QUIETER?

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH GULP YOU SOUND LIKE AN ASTHMATIC RHINOCEROS RAMPAGING A CRACKER FESTIVAL.

ERM CRUNCH CRUNCH GAAA!!! NOT THE BEVERAGE!

PREPARE SLURPER!

BOOP!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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