Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th September 2008

Dilbert//7107, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 29th September 2008

Tags

bought company discriminate non elbonian hatless spawn satans bowels elbonian company

Official transcript

The Boss says, "An Elbonian company bought our company yesterday."

Dilbert says, "What?"

The Boss says, "They promise they won't discriminate against non-Elbonians."

An Elbonian says, "Hey, hatless spawn of Satan's bowels, put a head on this."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AN ELBONIAN COMPANY BOUGHT OUR COMPANY YESTERDAY.

WHAT?

THEY PROMISE THEY WONT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST NON- ELBONIANS.

HEY, HATLESS SPAWN OF SATAN'S BOWELS, PUT A HEAD ON THIS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "No Discrimination Against Non-Elbonians"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around an Elbonian company's promise not to discriminate against non-Elbonians. However, the CEO's bizarre request for a hatless spawn of Satan's bowels to be placed on his desk sets the tone for the absurdity that follows.

Key Elements:

• The CEO's unusual request
• The company's promise of non-discrimination
• The absurdity of the situation
• The use of humor to highlight the ridiculousness of the request

Overall:

The comic strip uses satire to poke fun at the idea of discrimination and the absurdity of certain requests. It is a lighthearted way to comment on serious issues and highlight the importance of treating all individuals with respect and dignity.

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