Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th October 2008

Dilbert//7115, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 7th October 2008

Tags

corporate raider sold assets sell assets brains and spirits muobu impaler next auction spirits

Official transcript

Alice says, "A corporate raider bought the company and sold off all the assets."

Dilbert says, "Well, he can sell our assets but we still have our brains and our spirits!"

Dogbert says, "And the brains go to Mutobu the Impaler. Our next auction is for their spirits."

BAM

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

A CORPORATE RAIDER BOUGHT THE COMPANY AND SOLD OFF ALL THE ASSETS.

WELL, HE CAN SELL OUR ASSETS BUT WE STILL HAVE OUR BRAINS AND OUR SPIRITS!

AND THE BRAINS GO TO MUTOBU THE IMPALER. OUR NEXT AUCTION IS FOR THEIR SPIRITS.

BAM!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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