Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd October 2008

Dilbert//7130, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 22nd October 2008

Tags

graphics dept approve outisde services forcing to fail justify budget my cubicle imagine futility

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Our graphics department is too busy to help me and won't approve outside services."

Dilbert says, "They're forcing me to fail so they can justify a bigger budget next year."

Dilbert says, "If you need me, I'll be in my cubicle trying to imagine what futility doesn't feel like."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT IS TOO BUSY TO HELP ME AND WON'T APPROVE OUTSIDE SERVICES.

THEY'RE FORCING ME TO FAIL SO THEY CAN JUSTIFY A BIGGER BUDGET NEXT YEAR.

IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE IN MY CUBICLE TRYING TO IMAGINE WHAT FUTILITY DOESN'T FEEL LIKE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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