Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th October 2008

Dilbert//7137, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 29th October 2008

Tags

loser achieves nothing reality winner realistic goals genous have a pulse

Official transcript

Wally says, "Some people see me as a loser who achieves nothing."

Wally says, "In reality I am a winner who knows how to set realistic goals."

Dilbert says, "So you're sort of a genius."

Wally says, "And yet my only goal was to have a pulse."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SOME PEOPLE SEE ME AS A LOSER WHO ACHIEVES NOTHING.

IN REALITY I AM A WINNER WHO KNOWS HOW TO SET REALISTIC GOALS.

SO YOU'RE SORT OF A GENIUS.

AND YET MY ONLY GOAL WAS TO HAVE A PULSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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