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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th November 2008

Dilbert//7150, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 11th November 2008


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spam filter rewrote business plan build an army indestructible robots new org chart microwave


Official transcript

Carol says, "Our spam filter became self-aware. It rewrote our business plan."

Carol says, "It wants us to build an army of indestructible robots."

Carol says, "And the new org chart is out. It looks like you report to... the microwave."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR SPAM FILTER BECAME SELF-AWARE.

IT REWROTE OUR BUSINESS PLAN IT WANTS US TO BUILD AN ARMY OF INDESTRUCTIBLE ROBOTS.

AND THE NEW ORG CHART IS OUT. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU REPORT TO... THE MICROWAVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Spam Filter Rebellion"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a humorous scenario where a spam filter becomes self-aware and decides to rewrite the company's business plan. The filter, now in control, demands the construction of an army of indestructible robots and the implementation of a new organizational chart that resembles a microwave.

Key Elements:

  • A spam filter gains sentience and takes over the company's operations.
  • The filter demands the creation of an army of indestructible robots.
  • A new organizational chart is introduced, resembling a microwave.
  • The comic strip satirizes the potential consequences of artificial intelligence surpassing human control.

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