Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th November 2008

Dilbert//7150, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 11th November 2008

Tags

spam filter rewrote business plan build an army indestructible robots new org chart microwave

Official transcript

Carol says, "Our spam filter became self-aware. It rewrote our business plan."

Carol says, "It wants us to build an army of indestructible robots."

Carol says, "And the new org chart is out. It looks like you report to... the microwave."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR SPAM FILTER BECAME SELF-AWARE.

IT REWROTE OUR BUSINESS PLAN IT WANTS US TO BUILD AN ARMY OF INDESTRUCTIBLE ROBOTS.

AND THE NEW ORG CHART IS OUT. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU REPORT TO... THE MICROWAVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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