Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st December 2008

Dilbert//7170, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 1st December 2008

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favor investor overseas question overseas investor cartel fly to columbia bring back package

Official transcript

The boss: We were saved from the abyss by a last minute injection of capital from an overseas investor. They're some sort of cartel. We weren't in a position to ask a lot of questions. They want each of you to fly to Colombia and bring back a package... and you can't use your hands.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE WERE SAVED FROM THE ABYSS BY A LAST- MINUTE INJECTION OF CAPITAL FROM AN OVERSEAS INVESTOR.

THEY'RE SOME SORT OF CARTEL. WE WERENT IN A POSITION TO ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS.

THEY WANT EACH OF YOU TO FLY TO COLOMBIA AND BRING BACK A PACKAGE.

... AND YOU CAN'T USE YOUR HANDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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