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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd December 2008

Dilbert//7172, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 3rd December 2008


Tags

appreciation lunch employee appreciation lunch $35 a piece one isn't paying figured out


Official transcript

The boss: Okay, the bill for the employee appreciation lunch comes out to $35 apiece. Alice: That only adds up if one of us isn't paying. The boss: The employees figured out why I appreciate taking them to lunch.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OKAY, THE BILL FOR THE EMPLOYEE APPRECIATION LUNCH COMES OUT TO $35 APIECE.

THAT ONLY ADDS UP IF ONE OF US ISN'T PAYING.

THE EMPLOYEES FIGURED OUT WHY I APPRECIATE TAKING THEM TO LUNCH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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