Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th December 2008

Dilbert//7182, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 13th December 2008

Tags

advice bad idea saving & investment financial advisor diseased livestock sick cow aggregate math savvy education money

Official transcript

Dogbert the financial adviser

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE FINANCIAL ADVISOR YOU SHOULD INVEST ALL OF YOUR MONEY IN DISEASED LIVESTOCK.

IT WOULD BE UNWISE TO INVEST IN JUST ONE SICK COW, BUT IF YOU AGGREGATE A BUNCH OF THEM TOGETHER, THE RISK GOES AWAY.

IT'S CALLED MATH.

SUDDENLY I FEEL ALL SAVVY.

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