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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th December 2008

Dilbert//7186, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 17th December 2008


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eat scare word troll dress code cubicle scaring vendors word gets around


Official transcript

Dilbert: I got reassigned to manage our legacy systems. The dress code is "troll."

My cubicle is under the walkway. My side job is scaring vendors. Dogbert: Is that hard? Dilbert: Only the first day. After you eat one vendor, work gets around.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I GOT REASSIGNED TO MANAGE OUR LEGACY SYSTEMS. THE DRESS CODE IS "TROLL." MY CUBICLE IS UNDER THE WALKWAY. MY SIDE JOB IS SCARING VENDORS.

IS THAT HARD?

ONLY THE FIRST DAY.

AFTER YOU EAT ONE VENDOR, WORD GETS AROUND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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