Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st December 2008

Dilbert//7200, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 31st December 2008

Tags

anger firing frustration rudeness profits falling worthless sack of monkey spit birds ate brain regurgitate pellets

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Ted, profits are falling. I have to downsize you."

Ted says, "You worthless sack of monkey spit! I hope the birds that ate your brain regurgitate pellets down your neck!"

Ted says, "I have lots more, but I don't want to burn any bridges."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED, PROFITS ARE FALLING. I HAVE TO DOWNSIZE YOU.

YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF MONKEY SPIT!

I HOPE THE BIRDS THAT ATE YOUR BRAIN REGURGITATE PELLETS DOWN YOUR NECK!

I HAVE LOTS MORE, BUT I DONT WANT TO BURN ANY BRIDGES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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