Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st December 2008

Dilbert//7200, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 31st December 2008

Tags

anger firing frustration rudeness profits falling worthless sack of monkey spit birds ate brain regurgitate pellets

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Ted, profits are falling. I have to downsize you."

Ted says, "You worthless sack of monkey spit! I hope the birds that ate your brain regurgitate pellets down your neck!"

Ted says, "I have lots more, but I don't want to burn any bridges."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED, PROFITS ARE FALLING. I HAVE TO DOWNSIZE YOU.

YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF MONKEY SPIT!

I HOPE THE BIRDS THAT ATE YOUR BRAIN REGURGITATE PELLETS DOWN YOUR NECK!

I HAVE LOTS MORE, BUT I DONT WANT TO BURN ANY BRIDGES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Monkey Spit and Bridges"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a conversation between Ted and his boss, where Ted is trying to convince his boss to downsize him.
• Ted's boss is not interested in downsizing Ted, but instead suggests that he eat a sack of monkey spit to regenerate his brain and become more productive.
• Ted is horrified by this suggestion and refuses to do so.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of using unorthodox methods to boost productivity and the absurdity of corporate culture.

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