Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th January 2009

Dilbert//7205, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 5th January 2009

Tags

temperature office rudeness anger frustration

Official transcript

Carol says, "This office is freezing. Why aren't you cold?"

Dilbert says, "My brain is much larger than yours. It heats my entire body when I think."

Dilbert says, "But whatever you're doing now seems to be working too."

Carol thinks, "#!*$0!%"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS OFFICE IS FREEZING. WHY AREN'T YOU COLD?

MY BRAIN IS MUCH LARGER THAN YOURS.

IT HEATS MY ENTIRE BODY WHEN I THINK.

BUT WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING NOW SEEMS TO BE WORKING TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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