Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th January 2009

Dilbert//7207, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 7th January 2009

Tags

meeting sales annoyance anger business

Official transcript

man says, "Thanks to a new law, every customer In my sales territory needed to upgrade."

man says, "Now I wear a hat made of money. The funny thing is that I'm not even a good salesman."

man says, "Next week, the donuts are on me."

Alice says, "Die! Die! Die!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THANKS TO A NEW LAW, EVERY CUSTOMER IN MY SALES TERRITORY NEEDED TO UPGRADE.

NOW I WEAR A HAT MADE OF MONEY. THE FUNNY THING IS THAT I'M NOT EVEN A GOOD SALESMAN.

NEXT WEEK, THE DONUTS ARE ON ME.

DIE!

DIE!

DIE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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