Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th January 2009

Dilbert//7207, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 7th January 2009

Tags

meeting sales annoyance anger business

Official transcript

man says, "Thanks to a new law, every customer In my sales territory needed to upgrade."

man says, "Now I wear a hat made of money. The funny thing is that I'm not even a good salesman."

man says, "Next week, the donuts are on me."

Alice says, "Die! Die! Die!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THANKS TO A NEW LAW, EVERY CUSTOMER IN MY SALES TERRITORY NEEDED TO UPGRADE.

NOW I WEAR A HAT MADE OF MONEY. THE FUNNY THING IS THAT I'M NOT EVEN A GOOD SALESMAN.

NEXT WEEK, THE DONUTS ARE ON ME.

DIE!

DIE!

DIE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Donut Conundrum"

Summary:

This Dilbert comic strip revolves around the protagonist's decision to wear a hat made of money, symbolizing his disdain for salesmanship. The story unfolds as follows:

• The first panel introduces the protagonist, who is frustrated with the sales territory upgrade.
• In the second panel, he dons a hat made of money, declaring his distaste for salesmanship.
• The third panel reveals that he has been promoted to sales manager, prompting him to exclaim, "Next week, the donuts are on me!"

The comic strip humorously highlights the protagonist's transformation from a salesperson to a sales manager, using the donut as a symbol of his newfound authority.

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