Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th January 2009

Dilbert//7209, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 9th January 2009

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order demand email internet annoyance technology

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Carol, send an e-mail to the department with my leadership thought of the day."

Carol says, "What is it?"

The Boss says, "I'm busy. Make up something."

'That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger. So please slap me in my fat, bald head.'

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, SEND AN EMAIL TO THE DEPARTMENT WITH MY LEADERSHIP THOUGHT OF THE DAY.

WHAT IS IT?

I'M BUSY.

MAKE UP SOMETHING.

"THAT WHICH DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER. SO PLEASE SLAP ME IN MY FAT, BALD HEAD."

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