Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd February 2009

Dilbert//7233, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 2nd February 2009

Tags

interview job running questions economy business sports

Official transcript

Job interview Dogbert says, "Would you take a bullet for the team?"

Dilbert says, "Um?sure."

Dogbert says, "Good. The team is already at the firing range waiting for you."

Zing Zing Zing Dilbert thinks, "Stupid weak economy!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

JOB INTERVIEW WOULD YOU TAKE A BULLET FOR THE TEAM?

UM...

SURE.

GOOD. THE TEAM IS ALREADY AT THE FIRING RANGE WAITING FOR YOU.

STUPID WEAK ECONOMY!

ZING ZING ZING

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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