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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd February 2009

Dilbert//7233, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 2nd February 2009


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interview job running questions economy business sports


Official transcript

Job interview Dogbert says, "Would you take a bullet for the team?"

Dilbert says, "Um?sure."

Dogbert says, "Good. The team is already at the firing range waiting for you."

Zing Zing Zing Dilbert thinks, "Stupid weak economy!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

JOB INTERVIEW WOULD YOU TAKE A BULLET FOR THE TEAM?

UM...

SURE.

GOOD. THE TEAM IS ALREADY AT THE FIRING RANGE WAITING FOR YOU.

STUPID WEAK ECONOMY!

ZING ZING ZING

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Job Interview"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a job interview where the candidate is asked if they would take a bullet for the team.
  • The candidate responds with a sarcastic remark, implying that the team is already at the firing range waiting for them.
  • The punchline is that the candidate is being asked to sacrifice themselves for the team, but the team is not even willing to wait for them to arrive.
  • The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the candidate's witty response.

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