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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th February 2009

Dilbert//7240, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 9th February 2009


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collections job customer service nervous busy confused business


Official transcript

Dilbert works in collections Customer says, "My wife hates me and I live between and archery range and a nest of rabid badgers."

Dilbert says, "Is that a reason for not paying your bills?"

Customer says, "I'm just saying you called at as bad time."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WORKS IN COLLECTIONS MY WIFE HATES ME AND I LIVE BETWEEN AN ARCHERY RANGE AND A NEST OF RABID BADGERS.

IS THAT A REASON FOR NOT PAYING YOUR BILLS?

I'M JUST SAYING YOU CALLED AT A BAD TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Rabid Badgers"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert's wife, who expresses her dislike for him and their life together. She lives between an archery range and a nest of rabid badgers, which she considers a reason for not paying their bills. Dilbert is perplexed by her reasoning and questions whether she is having a bad day. The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of their situation and the wife's unusual excuses.

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