Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th February 2009

Dilbert//7242, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 11th February 2009

Tags

job hatred advise business

Official transcript

Dilbert works in collections Dilbert says, "

how am I supposed to collect money from people who don't have any?"

Woman says, "Tell them to rob someone you don't like."

Dilbert says, "?and that's my supervisor's home address. But you'd better hurry before all the good stuff is gone."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WORKS IN COLLECTIONS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COLLECT MONEY FROM PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE ANY?

TELL THEM TO ROB SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE.

.. AND THAT'S MY SUPERVISOR'S HOME ADDRESS. BUT YOU'D BETTER HURRY BEFORE ALL THE GOOD STUFF IS GONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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