Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th February 2009

Dilbert//7242, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 11th February 2009

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job hatred advise business

Official transcript

Dilbert works in collections Dilbert says, "

how am I supposed to collect money from people who don't have any?"

Woman says, "Tell them to rob someone you don't like."

Dilbert says, "?and that's my supervisor's home address. But you'd better hurry before all the good stuff is gone."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WORKS IN COLLECTIONS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COLLECT MONEY FROM PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE ANY?

TELL THEM TO ROB SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE.

.. AND THAT'S MY SUPERVISOR'S HOME ADDRESS. BUT YOU'D BETTER HURRY BEFORE ALL THE GOOD STUFF IS GONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dilbert Works in Collections"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, working in a collections department.
• He is asked by his boss how he collects money from people who don't have any.
• Dilbert responds by suggesting that he should tell them to rob someone they don't like, and that his supervisor's home address is a good place to start.
• The boss is unimpressed with Dilbert's suggestion and tells him to focus on collecting money from people who actually have it.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a collections department and the creative ways people might try to collect debts.

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