Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th February 2009

Dilbert//7244, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 13th February 2009

Tags

walking guard job transfer market economy stealing business sports

Official transcript

Catbert says, "You can have your old job back, but your compensation will reflect the new market reality."

Catbert says, "You'll get a small base salary plus anything you can sneak past the guard in the lobby."

Dilbert thinks, "These aren't the droids you're looking for."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OLD JOB BACK, BUT YOUR COMPENSATION WILL REFLECT THE NEW MARKET REALITY.

YOULL GET A SMALL BASE SALARY PLUS ANYTHING YOU CAN SNEAK PAST THE GUARD IN THE LOBBY.

THESE AREN'T THE DROIDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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