Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th March 2009

Dilbert//7269, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 10th March 2009

Tags

sarcasm lying down therapy psychology

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I've fallen in love with my phone."

Dilbert says, "It entertains me. It knows where I am. It responds to my touch. It never judges me."

Psychiatrist says, "So, it's like a woman to you."

Dilbert says, "Way better."

Dilbert says, "Are your even listening?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH MY PHONE.

IT ENTERTAINS ME. IT KNOWS WHERE I AM. IT RESPONDS TO MY TOUCH. IT NEVER JUDGES ME.

50, IT'5 LIKE A WOMAN TO YOU.

WAY BETTER.

ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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