Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th March 2009

Dilbert//7278, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 19th March 2009

Tags

walking talking complaining sports

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "today I got in trouble for not doing something that I wasn't aware needed to be done."

Dilbert says, "Yesterday I got in trouble for doing something that no one asked me to do, but needed to be done."

Dilbert says, "Tomorrow I plan to sit in my cubicle like a frozen you-know-what and avoid all human contact."

Dogbert says, "Does it rhyme with 'Bird'?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TODAY I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR NOT DOING SOMETHING THAT I WASN'T AWARE NEEDED TO BE DONE.

YESTERDAY I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR DOING SOMETHING THAT NO ONE ASKED ME TO DO, BUT NEEDED TO BE DONE.

TOMORROW I PLAN TO SIT IN MY CUBICLE LIKE A FROZEN YOU- KNOW-WHAT AND AVOID ALL HUMAN CONTACT.

DOES IT RHYME WITH "BIRD"?

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