Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th March 2009

Dilbert//7286, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 27th March 2009

Tags

meeting throwing mug pain violence anger business

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "Does anyone have any questions about my strategies?"

Ted says, "Yes, I?"

Zing! Bonk! Dogbert says, "This isn't the dotcom era."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT MY STRATEGIES?

YES, I. ..

BONK!

ZING!

THIS ISNT THE DOTCOM ERA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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