Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th June 2009

Dilbert//7357, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 6th June 2009

Tags

boss threat violence meeting sales quota deformed business

Official transcript

Ratbert: VP of Sales Ratbert says, "Humphrey, some might say you're below your sales quota because the economy is soft."

Ratbert says, "But I say it's because I haven't beaten you enough with this wooden spoon."

Ratbert says, "You know what I'm tired of hearing? 'Not my good eye! Not my good eye!'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RATBERT : VP OF SALES HUMPHREY, SOME MIGHT SAY YOU'RE BELOW YOUR SALES QUOTA BECAUSE THE ECONOMY IS SOFT.

BUT I SAY IT'S BECAUSE I HAVENT BEATEN YOU ENOUGH WITH THIS WOODEN SPOON YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TIRED OF HEARING?

"NOT MY GOOD EYE!

NOT MY GOOD EYE!"

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