Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th June 2009

Dilbert//7359, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 8th June 2009

Tags

collecting money birthday angry ridiculous

Official transcript

Man says, "I'm collecting money for Scott's birthday present."

Dilbert says, "You're Scott."

Man says, "So? Is there some sort of rule against collecting money for your own birthday?"

Dilbert says, "Well?no."

Man says, "I'm buying myself some paper towels and cereal."

Dilbert says, "Stop making it worse!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M COLLECTING MONEY FOR SCOTT'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

YOU'RE SCOTT.

SO? IS THERE SOME SORT OF RULE AGAINST COLLECTING MONEY FOR YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY?

WELL.

NO.

I'M BUYING MYSELF SOME PAPER TOWELS AND CEREAL.

STOP MAKING IT WORSE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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