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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th July 2009

Dilbert//7387, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 6th July 2009


Tags

meeting idea unethical evil corrupt business


Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "We'll build a factory in every state."

Dogbert says, "Politicians will vote to throw huge pork projects our way to benefit their home states."

The boss says, "You're turning capitalism against democracy."

Dogbert says, "You say weiner, I say winner."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO WELL BUILD A FACTORY IN EVERY STATE.

POLITICIANS WILL VOTE TO THROW HUGE PORK PROJECTS OUR WAY TO BENEFIT THEIR HOME STATES.

YOU'RE TURNING CAPITALISM AGAINST DEMOCRACY.

YOU SAY WEINER, I SAY WINNER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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