Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th July 2009

Dilbert//7389, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 8th July 2009

Tags

sitting meeting evil ridiculous angry business

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources Catbert says, "Before I counsel you?"

Catbert says, "You might want to clench your various sphincters so your soul doesn't escape."

Wally says, "Is it okay if I release a scouting party?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES BEFORE I COUNSEL YOU...

YOU MIGHT WANT TO CLENCH YOUR VARIOUS SPHINCTERS SO YOUR SOUL DOESN'T ESCAPE.

IS IT OKAY IF I RELEASE A SCOUTING PARTY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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