Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th July 2009

Dilbert//7391, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 10th July 2009

Tags

meeting economy job screaming health promotion rejection denial business

Official transcript

The boss says, "Asok, the company isn't growing, and no one is quitting in this economy."

The boss says, "Your only hope for promotion is if a senior engineer dies."

Dilbert says, "I joined a gym!"

Asok says, "No-ooo!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, THE COMPANY ISN'T GROWING, AND NO ONE IS QUITTING IN THIS ECONOMY.

YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR PROMOTION IS IF A SENIOR ENGINEER DIES.

I JOINED A GYM!

N0-000!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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