Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th July 2009

Dilbert//7408, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 27th July 2009

Tags

reading response customer service ridiculous ridicule stupidity

Official transcript

Tina says, "Can you review my letter to this customer who complained?"

Dilbert says, "'Tell the spiders living in your skull that we'll look into it.'"

Tina says, "Good writing should never be predictable."

Dilbert says, "Then it's perfect."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU REVIEW MY LETTER TO THIS CUSTOMER WHO COMPLAINED?

"TELL THE SPIDERS LIVING IN YOUR SKULL THAT WE'LL LOOK INTO IT." GOOD WRITING SHOULD NEVER BE PREDICTABLE.

THEN IT'S PERFECT.

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