Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th August 2009

Dilbert//7425, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 13th August 2009

Tags

salesman lying annoyed reading caught

Official transcript

Man says, "Your order will only cost about $20,000."

Dilbert says, "No it won't."

Dilbert says, "We both know you're intentionally underestimating the true cost to get the sale, you lying sack of spit."

Man says, "You're not supposed to say that out loud."

Dilbert says, "Is it okay if I imagine a bear attacking you?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR ORDER WILL ONLY COST ABOUT $20,000.

NO IT WON'T.

WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE INTENTIONALLY UNDERESTIMATING THE TRUE COST TO GET THE SALE, YOU LYING SACK OF SPIT.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD.

IS IT OKAY IF I IMAGINE A BEAR ATTACKING YOU?

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