Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th August 2009

Dilbert//7425, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 13th August 2009

Tags

salesman lying annoyed reading caught

Official transcript

Man says, "Your order will only cost about $20,000."

Dilbert says, "No it won't."

Dilbert says, "We both know you're intentionally underestimating the true cost to get the sale, you lying sack of spit."

Man says, "You're not supposed to say that out loud."

Dilbert says, "Is it okay if I imagine a bear attacking you?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR ORDER WILL ONLY COST ABOUT $20,000.

NO IT WON'T.

WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE INTENTIONALLY UNDERESTIMATING THE TRUE COST TO GET THE SALE, YOU LYING SACK OF SPIT.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD.

IS IT OKAY IF I IMAGINE A BEAR ATTACKING YOU?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bear Attack"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a sales representative and a customer. The customer is attempting to negotiate the price of an order, citing that the cost is too high. The sales representative responds by asking if the customer is prepared to say "that out loud" if they imagine a bear attacking them.

Key Points:

• The customer is trying to negotiate the price of an order.
• The sales representative uses a clever response to deflect the customer's request.
• The response involves imagining a bear attack, which adds a humorous element to the conversation.

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