Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th August 2009

Dilbert//7428, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 16th August 2009

Tags

lying rumors angry screaming yelling distracting

Official transcript

Wally says, "It's time to stir the soup."

Wally says, "I think Ted is stealing."

Wally says, "You know how sometimes you can't find things in your office?"

The boss says, "Um?yes."

Wally says, "That only happens on days when Ted has been in the building."

Wally says, "and I think he was wearing a new sock the other day. Have you ever lost a sock?"

The boss says, "He's been in my house?!"

Wally says, "Either that or your wife and Ted have some sort of arrangement."

The boss says ,"Ted..."

Wally says, "It makes my lack of accomplishments seem unimportant."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S TIME TO STIR THE SOUP.

I THINK TED IS STEALING.

YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T FIND THINGS IN YOUR OFFICE?

UM..

YES THAT ONLY HAPPENS ON DAYS WHEN TED HAS BEEN IN THE RIITI OTAIG AND I THINK HE WAS WEARING A NEW SOCK THE OTHER DAY. HAVE YOU EVER LOST A SOCK?

HE'S BEEN IN MY HOUSE?!

EITHER THAT OR YOUR WIFE AND TED HAVE SOME SORT OF ARRANGEMENT.

TED..

IT MAKES MY LACK OF ACCOMP LISHMENTS SEEM UNIMPORTANT.

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