Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st September 2009

Dilbert//7444, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 1st September 2009

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meeting elbonia angry threatening kung fu frustration stuck business

Official transcript

Industry Standards Meeting in Elbonia Dilbert says, "Let's adopt my company's specs as the industry standard."

Man says, "Your specifications are weak, and so is your kung fu."

From that day on, all standards meetings were held in the mud of Elbonia. Man says, "Can't...Kick! Stupid...mud!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

INDUSTRY STANDARDS MEETING IN ELBONIA LET'S ADOPT MY COMPANY'S SPECS AS THE INDUSTRY STANDARD.

YOUR SPECIFICATIONS ARE WEAK, AND SO IS YOUR KUNG FU.

FROM THAT DAY ON, ALL STANDARDS MEETINGS WERE HELD IN THE MUD OF ELBONIA.

CAN'T... KICK!

STUPID... MUD!

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