Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th September 2009

Dilbert//7450, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 7th September 2009

Tags

new employee introduction greeting advice scared regretting ridiculous

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Welcome to your first day on the job."

The boss says, "Always lock your desk at night because many of your coworkers are crooks."

The boss says, "And the ones that have eyes like this got hired before we did drug testing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO YOUR FIRST DAY ON THE JOB.

ALWAYS LOCK YOUR DESK AT NIGHT BECAUSE MANY OF YOUR COWORKERS ARE CROOKS.

AND THE ONES THAT HAVE EYES LIKE THIS GOT HIRED BEFORE WE DID DRUG TESTING.

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