Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th September 2009

Dilbert//7455, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 12th September 2009

Tags

asking resources problem ridiculous stupidity bureaucracy

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I need more resources on my project."

The Boss says, "I'll give you someone from Alice's project."

Dilbert says, "Then Alice won't have enough resources."

The boss says, "I can only solve one problem at a time."

Alice says, "Did he solve your problem?"

Dilbert says, "I'm going to say yes."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED MORE RESOURCES ON MY PROJECT.

I'LL GIVE YOU SOMEONE FROM ALICE'S PROJECT.

THEN ALICE WON'T HAVE ENOUGH RESOURCES.

I CAN ONLY SOLVE ONE PROBLEM AT A TIME.

DID HE SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM?

IM GOING TO SAY YES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "I Need More Resources"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2004, features Dilbert, a cartoon character, in a humorous exchange with his boss and Alice.

• Dilbert's Request: Dilbert asks for more resources for his project, but his boss responds that he'll give him someone from Alice's project.
• Alice's Response: Alice is unwilling to give up her resources, stating that she can only solve one problem at a time.
• Dilbert's Solution: Dilbert offers to help Alice solve her problem, and she agrees to give him the resources he needs.
• Outcome: The comic strip ends with Dilbert receiving the resources he requested, and Alice agreeing to help him solve his problem.

Overall, the comic strip highlights the challenges of resource allocation and the importance of collaboration in solving complex problems.

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