Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th September 2009

Dilbert//7457, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 14th September 2009

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sitting talking meeting idea changing greed dangerous mean cruel business

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "We need to make our pricing plan more confusing."

Dogbert says, "And change our packaging to that hard plastic that always cuts the consumes' hands."

Dogbert says, "I've been in a bad mood since everyone started talking about capping my excessive pay."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO WE NEED TO MAKE OUR PRICING PLAN MORE CONFUSING.

AND CHANGE OUR PACKAGING TO THAT HARD PLASTIC THAT ALWAYS CUTS THE CONSUMERS' HANDS.

I'VE BEEN IN A BAD MOOD SINCE EVERYONE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CAPPING MY EXCESSIVE PAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dogbert the CEO"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a white dog, as the CEO of a company. He is addressing his employees about a change in packaging that will cut the consumers' hands.

• The comic strip consists of three panels.
• In the first panel, Dogbert announces that they need to make their pricing plan more confusing.
• In the second panel, he explains that they will change their packaging to hard plastic that always cuts the consumers' hands.
• In the third panel, Dogbert is shown talking to an employee, who is holding his hand in a cast. The employee says that he has been in a bad mood since everyone started talking about capping his excessive pay.

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