Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st October 2009

Dilbert//7474, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 1st October 2009

Tags

sitting reading judging reviewing skills lying panic diverting attention

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources Catbert says, "According to your skills inventory, the only thing you are good at is?"

Catbert says, "?diverting attention from your own lack of value."

Wally says, "Is it just me, or is there a deadly gas leak in the building?"

Catbert says, "Erk!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES ACCORDING TO YOUR SKILLS INVENTORY, THE ONLY THING YOU ARE GOOD AT 15. ..

... DIVERTING ATTENTION FROM YOUR OWN LACK OF VALUE.

IS IT JUST ME, OR IS THERE A DEADLY GAS LEAK IN THE BUILDING?

ERK!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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