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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th October 2009

Dilbert//7493, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 20th October 2009


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meeting asking project procrastination excuses blame distraction annoyed frustrated business


Official transcript

The boss says, "Wally, you didn't e-mail me your project status."

Wally says, "Did you check your spam folder?"

Wally says, "Maybe you should check there before you besmirch my good name with your baseless accusations."

The Boss says, "Did you send it?"

Wally says, "Okay, I see how you're trying to turn this around."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, YOU DIDN'T EMAIL ME YOUR PROJECT STATUS.

DID YOU CHECK YOUR SPAM FOLDER?

MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK THERE BEFORE YOU BESMIRCH MY GOOD NAME WITH YOUR BASELESS ACCUSATIONS.

DID YOU SEND IT?

OKAY, I SEE HOW YOU'RE TRYING TO TURN THIS ALL AROUND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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