Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th November 2009

Dilbert//7511, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 7th November 2009

Tags

meeting wings halo lying disappearing work side effects medication business

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Please ignore my wings and halo. They are side effects from my prescription meds."

Dilbert says, "Anyway, my pointy-haired boss asked me to tell you that we will finish the prototype on time and on budget."

Woman says, "That is one bad tell you got there."

Poof! Poof!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PLEASE IGNORE MY WINGS AND HALO. THEY ARE SIDE EFFECTS FROM MY PRESCRIPTION MEDS.

ANYWAY, MY POINTY- HAIRED BOSS ASKED ME TO TELL YOU THAT WE WILL FINISH THE PROTOTYPE ON TIME AND ON BUDGET.

THAT IS ONE BAD TELL YOU GOT THERE.

POOF!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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