Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th December 2009

Dilbert//7547, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 13th December 2009

Tags

overhead time wasting frustration yelling stealing project

Official transcript

Man says, "Wally, can you take a look at this?"

Wally says, "I'd be delighted. What's your project charge code?"

Man says, "It will only take a minute."

Wally says, "Are you suggesting that I lie about my time?"

Man says, "It's only one minute."

Wally says, "By that line of reasong, it's okay to steal as long as you don't take too much."

Wally says, "Incidentally, I have to charge you for the time it just took to label you a thief."

Man says, "FORGET I'LL ASK SOMEONE ELSE!"

Wally thinks, "Let's call that overhead."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, CAN YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THIS?

I'D BE DELIGHTED.

WHAT'S YOUR PROJECT CHARGE CODE?

IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE. IT'S ONLY ONE MINUTE.

ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT I LIE ABOUT MY TIME?

BY THAT LINE OF REASONING, IT'S OKAY TO STEAL, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T TAKE TOO MUCH.

INCIDENTALLY, I HAVE TO CHARGE YOU FOR THE TIME IT JUST TOOK TO LABEL YOU A THIEF.

FORGET IT! I'LL ASK SOMEONE ELSE!

LET'S CALL THAT "OVERHEAD.

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